Monday, November 23, 2009

Chicken and Tootsie Rolls

Every night when we put the kids to bed we take turns telling stories. Tonight I thought Dayton's story was pretty interesting so I thought I would write it down so I don't forget.

"Once upon a time there was a little boy and his mom asked him to go to the store to buy some chicken for dinner. When he was at the store he saw some tootsie rolls and he loved tootsie rolls so he bought those instead. Then he was like, "oh no" my mom is going to be so mad at me for not getting chicken so he cut off his butt cheek and gave that to his mom and she cooked it up and they ate it for dinner. After dinner she said "mmmm, that was the best chicken I ever had" and gave him some more money for him to go buy the same chicken. So he went back to the store and once again saw the tootsie rolls and spent all the money on that. He decided he better cut off his other butt cheek and gave that to his mom and she cooked it and they ate that too. The next day when he was at school his mom was in his room and saw lots and lots of tootsie roll wrappers and when he got home she said, "you know the rule, your not suppose to eat that much candy!". So she pulled down his pants to give him a spanking but he didn't have a bum. The end.

So after Dayton was done telling his story I asked him where he heard that story from and he said "GRANDMA JENSEN!" ha ha ha, I think that is the funniest part. Oh my, our posterity is doomed.


Paige said...

That is the funniest story! You'll be so glad you wrote it down:) Thanks for the chuckle!

Susan said...

That's HILARIOUS! I wonder if the inner thigh would be just as tasty? I'd gladly cut mine off.

Hansen said...

LOL! Truly entertaining, that is a story I will share with my children for sure! I think if I cut off my butt cheek we'd be eating "chicken" for weeks! :)